Suddenly I find my career options have disastrously narrowed.
The Government now realises that same-sex “marriage” will require a massive re-write of legislation dating back to AD 1285 – including the permanent abolition of the terms “husband” and “wife” from many of our laws. Crucial safeguards will also have to be introduced to safeguard the Monarchy.
The Government is scurrying to introduce all these changes through ministerial orders.
Among other atrocities, the proposals specifically include changing the law:
- To prevent a man from becoming Queen in the event a King ‘marries’ another man
- To prevent a man from becoming the Princess of Wales in the event that the heir to the throne enters a same-sex marriage
- To stop the ‘husband’ of a male Peer being referred to as Duchess, Lady or Countess
- To replace the terms “husband” and “wife” with “partner” or “spouse” in a huge raft of English law
NB: My today’s ‘blog is not a piece of satire
And it’s not just my ambitions which have been so cruelly curtailed. We are all diminished. Destroy a language and you destroy a world, irretrievably, irreversibly. By these revolutionary innovations, 1500 years of Christian civilisation are officially repudiated. This is the nightmare out of which it is impossible to wake up. Our old world is dead. Welcome to brave new world that hath such people in it.